I AM A WRITER AND A CRITIC AND EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD. I WANT TO BECOME AN INTELLECT SO I AM CREATING THIS BLOG. READ OR DON'T READ, I DON'T REALLY CARE (I DO NOT WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE WRITERS WHO FORCES YOU TO READ THEIR SHIT, OR WORSE, THE EXACT OPPOSITE, WHO DOESN'T LET YOU READ THEIR SHIT). MOST OF THIS IS PRETTY PERSONAL TO ME, BUT THE OCCASIONAL FEW AREN'T. I GUESS THE BEST PART ABOUT THAT IS THAT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH. OH AND, WHAT ELSE. IF YOU THINK SOMETHING IN HERE IS A COINCIDENCE, CHANCES ARE IT IT ISN'T ONE, AND I AM DECIDING TO BREAK THE UNSIGNED NDA THAT IS EVERYDAY CONVERSATION AND DISCUSS YOUR BUSINESS. CHECK ME OUT, BE GROSS, HAVE FUN, EAT YOUR VEGGIES, WHATEVER.